screenwriter

-noun, plural 'screenwriters'
1. That guy who works as a receptionist and has been doing so for years. He keeps telling you about this killer idea he's working on, but you've never seen a single page.
2. Any idiot who failed English in high school or college.
3. A career track at an institution of higher learning like USC, UCLA, or CMU. Usually taught by a 'working professional' who sold one script about a hero dog who saves his owner. Ironically, the cost of tuition far exceeds what most people will make as a career screenwriter.
4. Anyone with an opinion about a movie who believes they could do better if given the chance.
5. Anyone with access to word processing software.

No one on the set tells the director or producer how to direct or produce. But everyone's a Goddamn writer. Everyone tells the screenwriter how to write.

Screenwriters need to realize that scripts are kinda like assholes: everyone's got at least one.

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mookie stick

–noun, plural 'mookie sticks'
1. Solid fecal matter.
2. Something you don't want your own children to play with.

Tell Xander not to touch those mookie sticks on the lawn.

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chooch

1. The fat-covered mound of pubic hair above male or female genitalia, infected with disease.
2. Not desirable.
3. Disgusting. Rancid. Something that causes disgust.

Lots of people think Alison is hot shit, but my pals think she's a chooch.

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Sheepie

Hand stroking wool against your dog-weiner.

Stop being sheepie with Dad's old pea coat. It's gonna get sticky.

Felis

The name of a female human who becomes a 'girlfriend' to a would-be male human companion after meeting during an Internet dating project. The Felis convinces would-be male that she would, indeed, bring home many other female humans for sexual playtime with any would-be male companion that the Felis could call her very own if given half a chance. Using this cunning camo, the Felis incites her would-be male companion into marriage when, in fact, the Felis never did intend to actually bring home another female human as a third party for sexual play with her now hitched male companion. Oh no. This was, in fact, nothing more than 'pillow talk'.

Don't you dare go near Felis...that bitch is mine!

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junkie hot

–adjective Informal.
Also, junky hot.
1. Defining the physical build of someone so thin that they're probably be on massive drugs like methamphetamines.
2. Having the physical appearance of a skeleton.
3. Describing an unhealthily thin person who, if you were drunk enough, you would undoubtedly seduce into bed.

That chick you picked up the other night? Yuck!

You didn't think she was hot?

Um, yeah...she's so thin she's junkie hot.

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puke nazi

-noun
1. a person fanatically dedicated to or seeking to control anything contemptible or worthless
2. a person who wants to control or manipulate another person's act of vomiting
3. a person who smells like vomit
4. a member of the Nazi party, dressed in full historical uniform, who vomits

Stay away from the puke nazi guarding the trashcan over there.

He wanted me to vomit on queue, like he's some sort of puke nazi.

Know what you smell like? Puke nazi.

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