chutney ferret

A breed of perculiarly tail-less ferret, specific to the Isle of Chutney, Nova Scotia.

Associated genetic traits include highly promiscuous mating practices with either sex or with other species.

Chutney ferret - any hole's a goal

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lashon

1. noun: Piss-up, booze-up, alcohol fuelled gathering.
2. verb: Tara got well lashed on saturday.

We're going out on the lash later, you coming wanker?

Ah well, I'm bored shitless, better get a bit 'o' lash on

Me and the bairn have got a bit of a lashon

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