folded doughnut

The split mound that appears in a woman's vaginal area when her outer labia create the appearance of a doughnut folded into her underwear.

Jesus, did the see the folded doughnut on that chick?

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shrimp

Sucking the semen out an orifice while using a straw. Usually a homosexual act but the hetero shrimp is just as bad.

I heard he grabbed a straw and shrimped out the cum.

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delaware dangler

This is when a bartender teaches an asshole a lesson by dropping his ballsack into said assholes drink prior to serving.

That dick that ordered the martini got the Delaware Dangler he deserved.