Sa'Rijah

daddy's baby girl

"Honey I'm home! Wheres my little Sa'Rijah at?"

faux-twenty

any time that a 'stoner' feels necessary to smoke pot

stoner 1: "What time is it brah?"
stoner 2: "uhhh... faux-twenty dude. right?"
stoner 1: "pass the bong maaaaaannn!"