Angry Donkey

The act of combining a "Angry Pirate" and the "Donkey Punch"
The point is to give you more than enough time to escape and laugh from a safe distance

Dude 1: While fucking Sarah I gave her an angry donkey
Dude 2: Whats that?
Dude 1: I was doing her doggy style and then I punched in the back of her head, flipped her over and jizzed in her eye and then I kicked her in the shin!
Dude 2: WHY!?
Dude 1: Because it was funny!
Dude 2: Oh ok

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laser pointer

1.Totaly makes the oldest and weakest cats flip out. The closest thing to giving your cat a orgasm with out touching it.

2.Could also be construed as kitty crack.

3.A excersise machine for cats.

4. Also used for boring powerpoint presentations

5. Can be used as a false terror attack on airplanes on approach to LAX.

DUDE! I totaly ganked the Priciples laser pointer.
What are you going to do with it?
Probaly play with my cat later.

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