Miller time

The ironic moment -- and ensuing eternity --when you realize the best beer available at a public event from which there is no escape is most often sold in thirty-packs of cans.

Ray: Hey, what's on tap?
Bud: Miller. And Miller Lite.
Ray: I guess it's Miller time. Ha ha.
Bud: Yep. I guess that's right.

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Banxiety

Adj. -- The fear that your sexual performance will not live up to your partner's expectations.

Also, Banxious

Guy: Hey baby, maybe I better just go home tonight.
Gal: What's the matter, dude? Feeling some banxiety?
Guy: Yeah, that's about right.

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scarfism

The belief that scarves and those who wear scarves are somehow inferior.

From the modern English "scarf," plus the custom of adding "ism" to make it into a social issue.

Ray: Hey, look at those losers. They're wearing scarves!
Regina: That's so scarfist, dude.

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