Fisticated

When one is constipated then, has someone fist their asshole to pull out the poop.

Girl: Oh honey, not tonight, I'm so constipated!"

Guy: "You just need to be fisticated!"

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Chibber

A tool used to stab an individual, mostly foreigners seeking employment during the summers months in northern Scotland.

Tam: Ere Sandy, pass us yer chibber so a can chib that berry buck.
Sandy: Awright Tam jus dinnae tax it aefter, gee it back when yer done.

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gaggin for it

Gaggin for it is to be in desperate need of sex - horny as hell. Usually heard by youths in Perthshire - Scotland

Sandy - ere mate that lassie's checkin u oot
(hey, buddy that girl is staring at you(
Hamish - aye a ken man shes pure gaggin for it
(yes i know shes in desperate need of a lay)

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