pedophilic fishfingers

1. Old farts who hang around playgrounds looking for "fishfingers."
2. Pedophiles with fingers that smell like fish.

Bruce: Son, stay away from that old man, he is another one of those pedophilic fishfingers.
Son: Shouldn't we help him Dad?
Bruce: That's exactly what he wants.

Amanda: Ewww, gross. Have you taken a whiff of his pedophilic fish fingers.
Susan: I know, the last girl he played with must have smelt aweful.
Jess: Hey, my vag doesn't smell that bad!

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Intaxication

The elation of getting a tax refund... Until you realise it was your money to start with.

Vanessa was intaxicated by the prospect of receiving a tax refund.

David: She was filling out our monthly tax forms, when she suddenly started acting like this. Can you explain doctor.

Doctor: She seems to be showing the symptoms of intaxication.

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Good Job

A "Get-Out-Of-Debt" job. A well-paying job which people take in order to pay off any debts, it is usually an unenjoyable job.

Matt: So how do you find your new job as a Banker?

Andy: Well, it's a good job.

Matt: Don't worry mate, you'll be able to quit in two years.

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