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Alan Zetina Montes De oca

The literal definition of a cute ass guy. You should keep him for all your life! You won't regret it. He is the type that plays fnf literally every single day. He blushes around you if you known him for a year. He also has a very small penis but just wait till it grows up. He is very dirty minded. He gets crushes easily so you have a chance to date him! Alan is smart, kind, funny, dirty minded, gamer, energetic, and is very loyal if your his friend, best friend, or even your bff! Overall he seems to be the most attractive.

???: That's my boyfriend Alan Zetina Montes De oca!
!!!: Wow he is so handsome😳
???: I know right?! Hes so attractive 😍😍😍😍

by simp:D November 10, 2021


Alan

He is a very cute and handsome guy. This guy is very funny once you get to know him. He is nice, smart, blushes when he laughs, shy at first but then energetic, gaming energy, likes gore, handsome, handsome, handsome, handsome. He is very loyal to people he knew for a year or so. He gets crushes easily so you might have a chance :3 He is sometimes competitive, he jokes a lot, he is mean to people he likes. This guy would be a perfect match for you! If you date him, you should really keep him. He also is very rich and wealthy. If you have him as your boyfriend, just know you can use his money :D Moving on, He is again very handsome, and a good boyfriend. Overall he is the most attractive guy you might know.

his gf: Thats Alan, my boyfriend!
her bestie: He is hella fine
his gf: Yea I know but that aint mean shit about you having him
her bestie: chill bitch it was a god damn joke
his gf: I dont fucking care but we all know he is hella fine
her bestie: yea he is
his gf: ......

by simp:D November 10, 2021