Ejack

an abbreviation of the word ejaculation

My cat is in heat. I pet her, and she got so excited she ejacked all over my wrist.

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power pinch

Forcing a bowel movement out of the body in a short amount of time, due to a pinch.

I didn't want to miss the bottom of the ninth inning, but I had to shit real bad. So I went and power pinched a deuce in record time.

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