Shadma

Shadmas are some of the most ethereal beings to ever walk on the face of the Earth. Not only are they incredibly beautiful, smart, and kind, they are also complete sex goddesses in bed. Their impeccable sense of fashion is rivalled only by their seemingly endless capacity to drown their loved ones in warmth and affection.

A prefect blend of modernity and tradition, Shadmas are extremely family-oriented and make Dominic Toretto look like your regular distant uncle. You would be hard-pressed to find a better life partner than a Shadma, or as they are colloquially known, wife-material.

If you ever run into a Shadma in the wild, hold onto her with your dear life.

John: "Have you seen that massive crash resulting in a pile-up of vehicles at the intersection?"

Tom: "Must've been a Shadma crossing the road."

fearless bastard

A person(usually male) who doesnt really gives a fuck to this so-called civilized society and stamps his authority no matter wheresoever..
He'll poke his nose ferociously without being bothered by the presence of fellow commuters around,he'll pull and rip apart the USB cables when we normal beings are supposed to handle them with utmost care..
His house is always a mess courtesy the unabated aggression he brings into even in the microscopic of chores..
Broken door handles,unaligned fridge doors,ripped cushions and damaged computer accessories make their signature style.
A typical 'fb' is usually a lazy jerk,cleverly disguised as an asshole..

Girl:Where's john boo?
Boy:Dunno,just heard that the moron used his father's paypal account to subscribe some porn!
Girl:eww!he's such a fearless bastard!

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