Dog Alarm

When one dog barks and the entire neighborhood of dogs start barking

Jamie be quiet, We wouldn't want to set off the dog alarm

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Dwant

When you want somebody but you also don't want anyone else to have them.

I really dwant sarah it's just that right now isn't the right time.

AND WHY IS SHE TALKING TO DAVID!?

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kaylynn

Kaylynn a very cute beautiful girl guys that love. She is kinda shy but if you get her talking she will not stop, she has many friends and is funny as well.

Guy 1 That girl over there is lookin good she must be a kaylynn.
Guy 2 Yep she sure is.

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retard card

when a person claims inability to stand trial for being "mentally ill"

person 1: that rapist pulled the retard card now he gets to live in a cushy psych ward

person 2: disgusting

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floated

To be throw out an airlock, Typically in a vacuum in space.

Astronaut 1 : Damn did you hear?

Astronaut 2 : What?

Astronaut 1 : Dave's dumbass forgot to hook up he's tether so he got floated

Astronaut 2 : Really? How the hell does a guy like that even get a job up here anyways?

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dnsfw

dnsfw means definitely not safe for work.

wow that porno is dnsfw