wog horn

A noise emitted by a black man, normally associated with 'bigging oneself up". Ie. BRAP BRAP BRAP YA BLUUUDCLAT"

What the fuck is that din coming from outside the chicken shop??

Nothing to worry about Jon, just the natives letting the wog horns off

brixton blowout

A large bucket of fried chicken, accompanied by a side of watermelon, plantain and a large drinj of supermalt.

"Stretch, wot u gettin bro?"
"Ain't sure blud, tink it gonna be da Brixton blowout innit, 'case ma fam an leeroy crash yeah"

coon pit

A play area in a well known fast food restaurant, located within an inner city or suburb of London.

Im sorry you cant find little winston, Mrs. Okewanahoho. Have you tried looking in the coon pit?.

coon wheel

A steering wheel which is small in diameter, designed so a car can be steered whilst the driver is handcuffed

"Aw Fuck, looks like leroy Boombaclat has escaped custody again, good job his car has a coon wheel fitted"

wail button

The clitoris, fanny switch, man in the boat, sherbet pip.

MAN, she loved it when I ate her out, especially when I hit the wail button. Boy was she noisy!!

Bunty

a female driver, usually of old age holding up the traffic

come on bunty for fuck sake. I'm hoping to catch news at ten tonight

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wog bonnet

A very expensive slap-back or beanie hat carrying a serious designer label usually worn by a black man.

"Fuck me Del, some of those wog bonnets are more than 300 quid. Thats a LOT of mugging bro"