Ass

A word with many meanings, usually used to mean the buttocks.
Definitions:
1.) Buttocks
2.) Donkey
3.) Short for "assassin"

1.) Kiss my ass, yo!
2.) If a man is pelted with rocks off of his donkey, is he stoned off his ass?
3.) Yo dawg you chill for Ass Creed?

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Turd Robber

So you're at a party, taking a huge dump. But this dump is probably six Katie Courics or higher!

Without flushing, you wash your hands and go downstairs to show your bros.

You just walk into the bathroom with your bros when suddenly - a TURD ROBBER.
He was sitting on the toilet, pretending he was the one who dropped your kids off at the pool. That bastard.

Kate Bosworth, Julia Roberts, Matt Damon, Turd Robber

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