tired high

a state of altered perception brought on by a lack of sleep

when he started to hallucinate he wasn't sure if it was the weed or if he was just tired high

7080👍 1947👎

finger hash

the resin that accumulates on one's fingers while processing fresh marijuana

what the (cough) hell (cough) did you (cough) put in that (cough) pipe? finger hash?

21👍 6👎

theistically challenged

the inability to believe in God, no matter how hard one tries

He thought to himself, can God, knowing what He will do in the future, escape that inevitability? If yes, He's not omniscient, if no, He's not omnipotent...or maybe logic has nothing to do with it and I'm just theistically challenged?

12👍 2👎

it's noon somewhere

a sarcastic response to, 'isn't it a little early to be drinking?'

'I know it's still morning here, but hey, it's noon somewhere!'

23👍 5👎

booze jockey

a bar tender

the booze jockey poured a perfect pint of pilsner

14👍 4👎

Individual-1

1: A descriptor the F.B.I. uses to avoid naming a person of interest in a pending investigation.

2:Donald Trump

'Have you heard about the dirt they found on-'

'Your mom?'

'No, asshole--the President. You know, the Tweeter in Chief, Agent Orange, The Donald, the Screaming Carrot Demon, the Trumpster, the Angry Creamsicle, Mr. Art of the Deal... or simply, Individual-1.'

9👍 7👎

headneck

a redneck pothead

'I know he looks like a cop, but trust me, he's a total headneck'

9👍 3👎