Digestation

When you have so much food in your belly, it’s not just digesting, it’s gestating like a food baby.

“OMG I’M SO STUFFED”
“Nothing a little digestion won’t fix”
“More like digesTATION”

polyadulterous

Non-consensual polyamory; cheating on a partner under the guise of polyamory.

n.: polyadultery

“Wasn’t to come to my place?”
“You’re married”
“I’m polyamorous”
“Does your partner know you sleep with others?”
Silence
“That’s not polyamorous. That’s polyadulterous.”