flaggot

Any person sporting an American flag, Gadsden flag, minuteman, or bald eagle avatar on social media who, despite being nearly illiterate, fancies himself an expert on foreign policy, climate science, Islam, economics, and all manner of topics he doesn't know the first things about.

Also, an idiot in an F-150, flags jammed into his flatbed shredding themselves to tatters in the wind as he flies down the freeway.

It was fun watching the flaggots on Facebook explode in comic outrage when I told them I was going to gay marry my Muslim tomcat.

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