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Basically any sex position can be used but anytime your partner says anything you repeat it in a parrot voice then slap your partner in the face... That also applies for your partners exclamation of pain and their repeated pleas for you to stop slapping them
Sketch: My girl said she wanted to try something new so I surprised her with the painful parrot.
Jeremy: How did that go?
Sketch: I'm now single.
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The act of pressing a button on the cell phone to make a loud sound in the other persons ear... normally done when the other person says something that would warrent a slap if it would have been said in person
My ex started talking her shit so I gave her a cell slap and hung up on her
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a really nice ass.
the kind of ass that makes your pants tighter.
James: dude i just saw a woman with a beautius maximus
Ricky: whats a beautius maximus?
James: its a really nice ass