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The painful parrot

Basically any sex position can be used but anytime your partner says anything you repeat it in a parrot voice then slap your partner in the face... That also applies for your partners exclamation of pain and their repeated pleas for you to stop slapping them

Sketch: My girl said she wanted to try something new so I surprised her with the painful parrot.

Jeremy: How did that go?

Sketch: I'm now single.

by sirsketchalot March 13, 2017

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cell slap

The act of pressing a button on the cell phone to make a loud sound in the other persons ear... normally done when the other person says something that would warrent a slap if it would have been said in person

My ex started talking her shit so I gave her a cell slap and hung up on her

by sirsketchalot August 3, 2012

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beautius maximus

a really nice ass.

the kind of ass that makes your pants tighter.

James: dude i just saw a woman with a beautius maximus
Ricky: whats a beautius maximus?
James: its a really nice ass

by sirsketchalot May 21, 2016