barse sweat

the sweaty residue on your barse after sex

i was riding yer one for 3 hours and i conjured up almighty barse sweat which took 3 rolls of bog roll to clear up.

Butt fog

A lingering smelly fart

You farted 10 minutes ago? Yea. Jesus this butt fog just wont go away!!

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shit fluff

a shit that robbed a few arse hairs on the way out

i had such a shit that it tore hair off my ringprint on the way out, its a shit fluff

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Ring print

The unique texture of your arse hole....like a finger print but a ring print.

Jill from work photocopied her arse on the photocopying machine. I knew it was her because she left her ring print on the glass

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