Carpal Funnel Syndrome

A stiff, sharp pain in one's neck. Usually occurring after funneling several tasty beers.

Last weekend I funneled about 15 fresh beers and my neck's killing me. I'm fairly certain I'm suffering from Carpal Funnel Syndrome.

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Yamming

Yamming (v.) - The act of having a sexual partner pour honey on the receivers stones and licking it off.

Candied Yams (n.) - The state of your balls after a yamming session.

Me and the pig from the party picked up some honey for a long night of yamming.

My candied yams are so sticky after that trainwreck was done sopping up all the honey that was on them.

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