Fappetite

The period of time between masturbations, during which an appetite for a good 'fapping' or masturbation, grows.

Dude, don't spoil your fappetite!

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Journalgasm

The event of something so amazing happening that you can't think of anything except your journal or blog and how appropriate it would be and one explodes in a fit of ecstasy

*Obama messes up the speech at his inaugaration*

Shelly: OMG, this is incredible! I know just where this is going as soon as i get home!!

Michelle: Oh no, Shelly's had her 5th journalgasm of the day.