abreadcadabread

the sudden and unexplained disappearance of the bread clip immediately after being removed from a bread bag and placed on a counter

Will: "Where in the name of blessed pumpernickel did that bread clip go?"

Cheryl: "Hahaha! Yeah, that abreadcadabread happens to me all the time!"

pledge cuffs

rhetorical drivel-based political promises through the use of figurative restraints on rationale, compromise and civility

Once he signed the "No Tax Increase" promise, Congressman Smith knew he had just voluntarily placed himself in pledge cuffs - he could never think for himself again while in office.

dipwitch

the relative intellectual acuity, or lack thereof, exhibited every time a U.S. senatorial candidate (who claims to not be a witch) speaks

Did you hear the latest from Christine O'Donnell? OMG, what a dipwitch.

profa

pro-fascist, Trump supporters, Trump administration (see Bill Barr, Portland secret military presence); antonym of antifa, of course

Hey, 'Merica, I be against antifa. Yup, I'm profa.

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Favretortion

The act of feigning retirement (or injury) to obtain an additional obscene amount of money in exchange for essential quarterbacking services

For the second consecutive preseason, the Minnesota Vikings were the willing victims to Brett's Favretortion.

cornynbread

A gluten full, whole-grain warm loaf of hypocrisy, lies and delusions (see Texas, Senator)

Eye-opening surprise - the Cornynbread just came out of the 4 year oven to rediscover "ethics" and "transparency."