beer baron

Noun. A male who enters a party demanding a beer. He will comandeer any beer they will see. While comandeering, the baron will rape and pillage the party. The wenches are thrown to his feet to honor the baron of his prescence. This practice is similar to the sacrifice of animals towards Zeus. In four years, the house will hold an Olympic competition for the Baron. After an hour or so, the baron will then smuggle out a keg for his purpose.

Whoa, is that beer baron? I think he looks very similar to Bryan. The beer baron was thrown a woman to his feet. She looks like Dawn

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