blocked website

a schools defense of students slacking off. usually schools will block any inappropriate website or any website for games, but they still haven't found tyrones unblocked games or the useless web.

student 1: aw man, coolmathgames is a blocked website now!
student 2: just go on tyrones unblocked games. they have papas pizzaria.

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homies

the people you kiss goodnight

goodnight my homies *kiss*

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obamas last name

care

person 1: whats obamas last name?
person 2: care
person 1: like obamacare?
person 2: yes

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you're

the word "you're" is basically you are but combined as one word. commonly confused with the word your, which is used when addressing something to someone.

you're dumb.

camaya

a disease

bruh i hate camaya

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children

a money leech and abomination to man. also called kids, kiddos (more sophisticated versions of children), or demons. no one can control them, as they came straight from the depths of hell.

person 1: yo look at those children
person 2: yeah they look like they're having a satanic ritual

your

used to address something to someone. commonly mistaken with the word you're

i like your dog.