Cooch Alert

The moment when a woman's skirt rides up her thighs and her backup, aptly named the Cooch Alert, has to keep her skirt down.

Yo, where were you when my skirt was up?! I thought you were on COOCH ALERT!

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adorabald

When a person who shaves his or her head on a daily basis or is naturally bald, identifies with the general public as being "cute" or "attractive" for his or her baldness.

Alice: Gosh, that sheen is insane!
Pat: I know, isn't Bob adorabald?
Alice: Sure is, Pat, sure is.