man bear pig

Half man Half bear Half pig. then you get man bear pig, also know as al gore

haha i watched that movie with al gore, what a man bear pig

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captain shiny

Person with a bald head that you can normally see yourself in. its kind of like having a mirror but its living.

TY: AHOY CAPTAIN SHINY!!!
Gary the bus driver: DAMN IT DONT CALL ME THAT.
TY: Anything you say shiny top.
(Ty walks away)
Gary: asshole.

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