Totally innocent lion

T.I.L is the commonly used phrase "totally innocent lion" the abbreviation is commonly mistaken for as today i learned, but in truth T.I.L is used in everyday conversation to convey your absolute innocence.

Mum: who ate the last of the cake?
Kid 1: not me 'T.I.L' (Totally innocent lion)
Mum: Ok
Kid 2: *looks around nervously*
Mum: it was you wasnt it?
Kid 2: ... yes :(

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WOAH~

What one says after an incredible incident in a game of Dungeons & Dragons.

Kid 1: You're attacking the darkness. There's an elf here.

Kid 2: WOAH~

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