Sad farts

When you are feeling so sad that you can’t/don’t even fart.

Person 1: what is up with frank
Person 2: he looks really upset, he must have a case of the sad farts
Person 1: damn

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Tan

Verb: To throw something. Either at someone or away in a cupboard.

friend 1: “hey can you tan me that remote”
friend 2: *throws remote at friend 1*