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Not knowing what girls like or what motivates them, and consequently always bombing when you ask them out.
Damn ~ I just asked Jenna out and she shot me down in flames. I guess I'm just girlliterate.
When you deliberately do something you know is potentially very dangerous in the heat of the moment, usually egged on or inspired by friends who are "bad influences." Usually you regret it afterwards ~ but even so, lets admit it ~ if you were taken back to the moment, you'd probably do it again.
The other night I took a pill some stranger gave me while dancing at the club. Usually I wouldn't think of doing something like that but I didn't want to seem uncool in front of my cool friends and in the mood to try something fungerous.
Kinda like cockblocking but different: when you have a roommate who's always in the shower when you badly need to use the toilet.
When I got home from class yesterday I really needed to drop a deuce but as usual, my telepathic roomie was toilet blocking me so I had to poop in my trash can.