january 26th

really fit, loving boys are born on january 26th. they are very special and deserve to be treated like princes. however january 26th boys can be a pain in the arse, but you can fix this by shoving fanta down his throat, or by giving him head.

friend: oh my god your boyfriend is so fit!

me: duh, he’s born on january 26th

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january 26th

really fit, loving boys are born on january 26th. they are very special and deserve to be treated like princes. however january 26th boys can be a pain in the arse, but you can fix this by shoving fanta down his throat, or by giving him head.

friend: oh my god your boyfriend is so fit!
me: duh, he’s born on january 26th

september 20th

really really tall but mentally little boys are born on this day. he smokes way too much weed and never whiteys. he is somewhat of a mythical creature named alexius strathmobius, and it has been rumoured that he whiteyed on an F-plate blunt. hide ur kids as he likes them too

oh god it’s september 20th, better leave strathmobius milk, cookies and a halfie

november 2nd

national cum in your girlfriends ass day. that doesn’t mean you can only fuck her in the ass. she’s just letting u finish there

me: babe i’m horny
him: it’s no nut november
me: and it’s november 2nd
him: well i’ve failed then