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A mole or black pimple; beauty spot
You: She's got a giant mole on her face
Friend: dude it's a damn shit spot
She's got a couple big tit shits and I'm just not about that man, I prefer clear skin
Kind of like swamp ass, but just a long-time buildup of poo funk or leakage. See definition for gooch grease
Man we've been playing Minecraft for 17 hours straight and I got pooty booty, lemme go wash my ass real quick
The little toilet paper-clad pieces of shit stuck to your ass crack and nuts, or just just the things they mention in the Charmin ads. Also really any small random debris nuggets you may find on your garage floor or on a Walmart parking lot.
Got that shit wiped up, now to get the doodie bits I left behind.
When you use/break-in/shid in a brand new toilet, such as after a bathroom remodel
Search 'christen a watercraft' on the net
Mom: "The remodeler just finished the bathroom please wait 24 hours for the caulk to cure"
Me: "dammit can't wait to christen the toilet"
When you wanna get fucked longitudinally
*Lies down on side* "Well fuck me sideways cunt"
A pair of tits with gigantic areolas that are basically the full diameter of the titties themselves. Bonus points if the areolas are brown.
I was stoked to finally get her in bed, just to find out she's got shit tits. Fuckin mad disappointment man