simulationity

noun:

a unity of people that believe the simulation exists; each member is called a simulationite
- you become a simulationite when series of glitchy occurrences or a buildup of coincidences happen to make you believe that this world is just a simulation, it doesn’t actually exist
- officials of some entity are watching us in a simulation
- inspired by The Matrix

Rose: i just started thinking about how sicko mode it would be if we were in a simulationity w/ Elon Musk.
Sarah: no fking way, I just had the same thought today eating my lunch
Jayatee: guys im kinda scared bc I just read an article about how Elon Musk thinks the simulation exists and he claims himself a simulationite.
Nihla: guys... I just got an instagram ad to get a Tesla

All: we know you're watching us, just give us the red pill already

OP

What to tell your bro when you want to make up after a long time of not seeing them; used when an ideal situation is formed

Jayatee: man our ~vibes~ just aren't meshing bro

Me: bruh tell me about it you're like water & I'm air

Jayatee: no way bro tho what if we were a wave pool tgt tho

me: DUDE thats TOTALLY OP bring it in
Jayatee: osh is gonna be fking OP w/ our wave pool vibes there