schmungle

The act of beating your significant other with a wet paper bag full of meat.

Oh fuck yeah baby, you schmungle me so good!

If my wife talks back again, I'll schmungle her.

Shticky icky

A stupid way of saying marijuana

Pass me that shticky icky

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Relationship Edging

Different than Edging, Relationship Edging is when friendzoners get so flirtatous and close to dating someone without actually dating that it becomes uncomfortable.

"Tom's Relationship Edging Jenny"
Jenny: What do you like in women?
Tom: Someone that I can have a good conversation with.
Jenny: OMG Me too!

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none toast

When you make toast but eat it without anything on it.

"I'm back. Just made some none toast."