buttscuff sandwich

Handmeal which, in addition to the filling, has been smeared with scuff from someone's anus. This kind of doctored food is usually served up to unwanted relations or guests. Works a treat on foreign dignitaries/PMs/Presidents, too!
See also smegma omlette.

The Board are all lunching on butscuff sandwiches! Har Har Har!!

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rinser

Can be male or female, but esp. the latter. A 'Rinser' is a spunk-lover who removes your condom, stretches it, and squeezes the spunk out into her gob, gargles, then swallows.

Ohh, baby, lemme rinse your bag!!!!

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Stinkfuck

Anal intercourse, with either M or F, whereby you spy and smell shite on your cock as you thrust. Some anal catchers are known to delight in the act of pushing one out over a thrusting penis, esp scat homos.

It took me months to bed her, then she gives me a stinkfuck!

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Friyke

Amalgam of 'frightening' and 'dyke'. Usually refers to size 20+ crew-cuttted lesbians in boilersuits.

"Crikey, look at the Friyke that's coming towards us! WHAT a mess!

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cockmuncher

The Office sycophant. A guy - usually in the depths of Hell we call 'Middle Management' - who is always cosying up to the Director, offering platitudes in the hope of imminent promotion.

Did you see how Melvin behaved at the Meeting? WHAT a cockmuncher!

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houghmagandie

Old Scots term for fornication.

Old wifey overheard in pub: "Ma lumis needin' some serious houghmagandie, ye ken!"

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furbumper

Lesbian lovemaking, whereby legs are entwined lying down. Fur is then 'bumped' as the vulvas collide!

Waana bum some fur, sweetmeat?

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