lorem oopsum

When you accidentally publish before removing Lorem Ipsum filler text

Doug: I accidentally sent out a marketing email to 10,000 customers and instead of our product description it's just Lorem Ipsum over and over!!!
Ryan: Lorem Oopsum

Cum jacuzzi

The resulting pool of semen when one blows his load into a belly button

Jonah didn’t clean his cum jacuzzi and got a wet patch that soaked through his t-shirt

Purell Necklace

The result when you're trying to dispense hand sanitizer from a bottle where the nozzle is all clogged up and suddenly it shoots all over your chest

This cheap hand sanitizer keeps drying out—I've accidentally given myself three Purell Necklaces this week! At least it dries quickly.