Giving the Cat a Bath

When your pussy gets really wet

When I watch porn, I'm giving the cat a bath

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Preoccupied

(verb) having sex or making out. Basically just spending some good ol’ one on one bedroom time while your homies are doing something else.

Person 1: Hey man, did Miguel come to the party last night?
Person 2: Nah, he was preoccupied with Samantha.
Person 1: Sweet bro.

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call dibs

Slang for proposing to your significant other.

Guy 1: Dude are you gonna call dibs on Abby? You guys have been together for like 6 years.
Guy 2: Not right now, but maybe after I graduate college.

Guy 1: You’ve been together forever, you might as well, but ok.

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