dry adam

1) dry adam (noun) - where someone has put their willy in a hole other than the fanny or bum

2) dry adam (adjective) - a way to describe a person who thinks they're funny and tells loads of shot jokes and then gets all vexed when nobody laughs.

1) "shut the fuck up or i'll give you a dry adam"

2) *lmao you know bella, she's such a fucking dry adam isn't she"