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Semen slurpie:
When a women drinks the semen out of the condom after intercourse.
(Sees friend sucking helium out of a balloon)
"ew your reminding me of the time I saw someone do a semen slurpie!"
When someone cuts off their balls and puts them in a bag.
Kizele: "Yo, did you hear what happened in math class?"
Reece: "ya! I hear some kid took the teachers scissors and cut off his balls!"
Kizele: " My guy did the good ol' Baggy Balls!"
When a hot guy talks to you and acts friendly, but as soon as you send him a nude he stops messaging you at all.
Person A: "do you still talk to ____?"
Person B: "he used to talk to me and I thought he liked me. But then when I sent him a pic he just stopped messaging me."
Person A: "...the nude n' dash"
When a girl has discharge clumps on her pussy
"I ate her out but didn't realize she had beef crumble: