Jack-in-the-box

When one takes Adderall when one is still half asleep, whilst setting one's alarm to go off ten minutes into the future. When the alarm goes off, one will find oneself jumping up, suddenly wide awake. Popping up out of one's bed like that fey, much-celebrated children's toy of yesteryear.

Jack: Give me some of your 10 mg generics, I am going to need to pull a Jack-in-the-box this morning.

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