flaps

Common term for labia majora, often used to express your sincere affection for a female acquaintance. For a stronger expression of appreciation it is common to add the prefix "piss-"

"hey girl, nice to see you, I'm just gonna get a drink and I'll be back to slam those flaps."

"hey Trixi, I told the rest of the team about your loose flaps and they wanted to check you out"
"hey boys, wassup"
"so, you cool if we all take a turn pounding those piss flaps"
"Hahaha, you can do anyfing you like"
"sweet, that's a good little skank"

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rimjob

The perfect rimjob is when a girl actually inserts her tongue into your anus and stimulates the prostate.

"hey last night I got that crack whore Jess to give me a perfect rimjob"
"that's awesome dude, when I'm high on meth its like the only way I can get hard"
"she's coming over again tonight, if you wanna tag team"
"totally bro, I'm gonna cum in her eyes"

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harley

1) brand of motorbike often ridden by bikie gangs, shared property for the whole gang to use as needed.

2) name of a dirty fuckteen skank, often ridden by bikie gangs. Shared property, to be abused as required.

1) hey, nice Harley. I'm gonna take it for a spin.

2) hey Harley looks pretty with your cum dripping off her forehead. I'm gonna fuck her hard. I love fucking a young slit with cum on her face. She loves it - it makes her feel useful.

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lowbag

A woman of low morals, low self esteem, and low threshold of resistance to men's desire for sex.

"hey dude, check out the lowbag at the bar! She looks familiar..."
"bro, that's your sister"

lowbag

A woman of low morals, low self esteem, and low threshold of resistance to men's desire for sex.

"hey dude, check out the lowbag at the bar! She looks familiar..."
"bro, that's your sister"

funbags

1) big juicy jugs

2) a sweet rack

3) a supersweet rack of big juicy jugs

1) "how was Thailand"
"dude, the guys have better funbags than the chicks!"
"i don't know you. Get out of my house!"

2) crack ho: I really need some crack mister...please!!!
Dealer: let me play with your funbags, I'll give you a vial

3) debt collector: you haven't got the money have you?
Your mum: no
Debt collector: well you leave me no choice. I'm gonna squeeze your funbags and beat you round the face with my manmeat. How you like that, bitch?

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rack

A complete set of human breasts, ready for use by the male of the species

Johnny:"hey dude your sister has a nice rack. Mind if I cop a feel"
Xavier"wait a minute I'll just go ask her..."
(2 minutes later)
Johnny: dude, what did she say?
Xavier: (plunging a kitchen knife into Johnny's left eye socket) she said I should stab you in the eye, you fuckin pervert! DIE YOU FUCKEN DOG CUNT!!!
Johnny: Arrrghhh....uunhh... (gurgle)

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