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mushroom breath

the act of having cock on ones breath from sucking too much

man my girl had really bad mushroom breath last nite but it sure felt good giving it to her

by skyjack_fixer@yahoo.com February 17, 2008

279πŸ‘ 76πŸ‘Ž


magic sausage ride

The ride she never remembers on your cock that is usually be caust she was either passed out or knocked out.

hey you should have seen the chick I picked up last nite.
really?
yeah, I knokced her out with chloroform then dragged her to my van and gave her a magic sausage ride.
you sick bastard!

by skyjack_fixer@yahoo.com December 4, 2007

346πŸ‘ 64πŸ‘Ž


I like poles not holes

this is what a gay man says
meaning he likes the cock
and not pussy

me and a few of my girl friends were visiting a cousin of mine whom had a gay roomate and they were flirting with him and he soon spoke up in a very fucking gay voice with that very fucking gay look.... "Oh girls I like poles not holes"!

by skyjack_fixer@yahoo.com October 29, 2007

352πŸ‘ 41πŸ‘Ž


butt box

An Anal cavity that is commonly used for the recieving end of anal sex.

Look everyone I got a picture of gay sex, 2 men with their pee pee,s in each others butt box.

by skyjack_fixer@yahoo.com March 17, 2008

329πŸ‘ 63πŸ‘Ž


butfor

something you would ask as a distraction meaning nothing at all but to get the other person to ask "whats a butfor". just out of context as a joke or distraction to make them look like an ass, after all if you fall for this... just kidding

Did you bring the guns, and the gernades, food, trash bags, and the butfor, ....... Whats a butfor? ....... for pooping silly.

by skyjack_fixer@yahoo.com October 29, 2007

321πŸ‘ 22πŸ‘Ž


shovel cats

Cats with a flat face usually himalayan or persian.

Hey take a look at those two cats looks like they got hit in the face with a bag of smashed assholes I mean apples nope thats what you call shovel cats.

by skyjack_fixer@yahoo.com October 27, 2007

212πŸ‘ 29πŸ‘Ž


John Baldacci

The governor of the state of Maine whom has made a big discrace of this state which has been a pure state since the constitution was written and now this state is being bastardized. Now Legalizing gay marrige in this state along with other disgrace we will not mention.

Hey geuss what they legalized gay marriage today.

that freaking John Baldacci what next devill worship in school?

by skyjack_fixer@yahoo.com May 14, 2009

66πŸ‘ 30πŸ‘Ž