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Burn your penis in a fire
Ow I Caust my dick!!No sex tonight
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Slang word for the Holocaust
Today in history class, we learned about the caust. Truly horrible what happened there.
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1) "Man, is that nazi yelling at you?"
2) "Naw, he jus' holla-caustin'."
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When a person (or persons) tell a slough of jokes incorrectly, thus ruining and murdering them for everyone. This person out of a feeling of inadequacy, shame, or stupidity will try to redeem themselves by reciting other jokes. No matter how dry, tasteless or poor they may be.
Andrew: Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the egg! No.. That's not how it went?
Tom: Oh, wow.
Andrew: Wait wait, I have more. Knock knock...
Jene: Who's there?
Andrew: Banana!
Jene: Banana who?
Andrew: Banana... What was it? Oh never mind, you'll love this one!
Tom: Oh my god has he been at this all night?
Jene: Yup, total joke-a-caust.
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An event in which it sleets or snows overnight in Texas and leaves a nice, slippery layer of ice over all streets and walkways.
Dude, I fell like 8 times while walking on the ice on the way to school today!
I know, it's a total Fall-a-caust out there!
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The event that happens every 2-3 months when you realize you don't like or talk to half of the people you are friends with on Facebook and systematically delete them.
Guy 1: Man I don't even remember adding half of these people
Guy 2: I guess it's time to start a Friend-o-caust
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A German person, particularly one who has/had German family members who have fought in WW2, and feels guilt for having those relatives.
“He’s anti-caust, give him some sympathy.”