blumpkin steamer

The act of a man getting a blowjob while simultaneously taking a shit on their partners chest; and afterwards, rolling their ass back and forth in it to make it like a steam roller.

dude, he did a blumpkin steamer withhis girlfriend, and she broke up with him before he could finish shitting.

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Kat 3-Point Turn

The act of going to do a 3-point turn, usually in someone's driveway, and somehow managing to pull back out the same way you pulled in, so you are still driving in the same direction as you started.

Honey, come here quick! Some dummy is doing a Kat 3-point Turn in our driveway! It's hilarious! Let's see if they do it again in the neighbor's driveway!

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