bombshell

(n)
1. A revelation that that registers upmost surprise due to its randomness and unbelievability.

2. Unexplained absence without due notice.

1. Me "How's this for a bombshell- I fucked that old battler last night after everyone lashed"

You "dooooooooooo bang!"

2. Me "you coming to work tomorrow"
You "nah, i might bomshell that shift in the morning"
Me "doooooooooo bang!"

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battler

1. A person (esp. male) who struggles in any particular situation/field of expertise. Usually a dodgy, dirty cunt also.
2. An unsuccessful minger.

Fuck that Pip Edwards is a battler. He should be shot.

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Bod

A cock smoker who relocates to the other side of the continent, yet still battles like a gladiator. Understandably, has more issues than the NY times. May be confused with Ralph Wiggum.

Oh my god its BOD. Hasn't that guy sorted out his shit yet? Fuck let's go before he sees us and we have to bash him.

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salami

Gossip which is not derogatory, more informative and entertaining.

How was the party last night? Any salami?

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bevva

A drink- short for beverage.

At mcdonalds...
me : "Just a small bevva please"
maccas chump : "what the fuck?"

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rattler

Any old and dodgy ass automobile with fucked-up sounds emanating from it due to its mechanical dramas.

That fucking rattler battles. Get it the fuck outa my driveway before I shit myself.

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penis plater

(Australia) A random cunt on his P-Plates.

Check out the aggots on that glamma penis plater!! I'd love to suck on those munters.

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