tovalaballhandegg

SHUT THE FUCK UP RIGHT NOW THIS IS FUCKING TOVALABALLHANDEGG BABYYYYYY WE'RE BACK! WE'RE BACK FOR GOOD THIS TIME MOTHERFUCKERS LETS FUCKING GOOOOUOGUHOGHUOGUHGOUH WAITING ALL DAY FOR TOVALAAAAABALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL LETS FUCKING GO CRACK THOSE CRISPY ASS CABS BITCH! ITS THYME 2 FLY LETS CAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

"Did you catch the tovalaballhandegg match last night?"

"SHUT THE FUCK UP BIIIIITCH ITS FUCKIN TOVALATHYME LETS GET BREEZY IN THIS CHEEZY!"

tovalaball

any ball-centric game that is sough good that you're forced to utilize the convenience and time saving elements of your Tovala Smart Oven™ to steam, bake, and broil your meal to perfectioughn while you meme with the hottest dudes

"thyme 2 enjoy this sick pump by cracking a crispy cold one with the boys over some tovalaball"

tovalaball

any ball-centric game that is so good that you're forced to utilize the convenience and time saving elements of your Tovala Smart Oven™ to steam, bake, and broil your meal to perfection while you meme with hot dudes

I'm def poppin a T-bone in the tovala tn. No way im missin tovalaball

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tovalaball pitch

An extremely rare and highly coveted pitch only thrown by the highest IQ pitchers in the league. Sources say that the tovalaball windup takes around 10 minutes, but recorded speeds on the tovalaball have measured in the 300-350 mph range. It's movement is reminiscient of a slider and slurve but actually rises upwards towards the end. To this day, only 2 tovalaball pitches have ever been thrown due to the exacerbating toll it takes on whoever dares to throw it, even though the pitch practically throws itself.

give em' the tovalaball pitch

Tovala

The greatest smart oven ever created. For just a few thousand dollars, you can own what is possibly the greatest culinary creation to grace the U-S of A. Only those with extremely high IQs will be able to fully utilize the Tovala's potential.

chat wouldnt shut up abt tovala so i caved and bought one. Thankfully my IQ is above 175 so I know how to maximize it's potentiol

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battoughlberts

ITS ROBOT FIGHTING TIME BIIIIITCH!!! FUCK BITCH DOCTOR AND THE RIGGED REFS ITS TIME FOR A NEW GIANT NUT BABYYYYY!!! MINOFRAUD GOT REKT BY CORRUPT REFS BUT NOW ITS THYME FOR REVENGE! BITCH COCKTOR BTFO GET REKT PUSSY BOT!!! WHERE THE FUCK IS PIZZA

"I can't believe bro rigged the battoughlberts semifinals... mino deserved that win."
"Literally what the fuck are you talking about"