tovalaball

any ball-centric game that is sough good that you're forced to utilize the convenience and time saving elements of your Tovala Smart Oven™ to steam, bake, and broil your meal to perfectioughn while you meme with the hottest dudes

"thyme 2 enjoy this sick pump by cracking a crispy cold one with the boys over some tovalaball"

tovalaball

any ball-centric game that is so good that you're forced to utilize the convenience and time saving elements of your Tovala Smart Oven™ to steam, bake, and broil your meal to perfection while you meme with hot dudes

I'm def poppin a T-bone in the tovala tn. No way im missin tovalaball

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tovalaball pitch

An extremely rare and highly coveted pitch only thrown by the highest IQ pitchers in the league. Sources say that the tovalaball windup takes around 10 minutes, but recorded speeds on the tovalaball have measured in the 300-350 mph range. It's movement is reminiscient of a slider and slurve but actually rises upwards towards the end. To this day, only 2 tovalaball pitches have ever been thrown due to the exacerbating toll it takes on whoever dares to throw it, even though the pitch practically throws itself.

give em' the tovalaball pitch