anti-thematic

adj. the deliberate or accidental absence of any common theme among a group of objects, ideas, events, etc.

Despite his fondness for malt liquor, Andrew didn't attend the "Cupcakes, 40's, and Guy Fawkes" party on the 5th of November, declaring the combination "inappropriate and anti-thematic."

Porcupenis

When a man shaves, trims, or manicures his pubic region such that the hairs are short and prickly, causing discomfort.

Danny did some manscaping yesterday with the #2 clippers. I'd bet the Prius he's suffering massive porcupenis today.

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