y'know what they say

short version of "you know what they say"
(This phrase however is said with nothing after it)

Ted:"y'know what they say"
Bonkle: "what do they say?"
Ted: "uhhh" *scratches his temple*
Bobkle: "wtf why did you scratch me?"
Ted: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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osteology

the study of ostery, an ancient art lost to time

Tim: what do you wanna be when you grow up
Ben: i want to get into osteology and study ostery!
Tim: wtf is an ostery

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ya like dick and balls?

ya like dick and balls? maybe cock too?

Callmecarson: ya like dick and balls?
Ninja Tyler Blevins: nah, only balls
jschlatt: *is proud*

sand

a heart healthy snack that has many minerals that are needed for survival. Sand is fucking delicious.

bill: have you eaten sand today?
joe: wtf bill

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cuck shed

a shed for cucks

jschlatt: get in the cuck shed
carson: no
jschlatt: *pushes carson in*

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onshape

onshape is a site for 3D modelling. It is fucking shit though. also, the "Onshape Feature List"

ted: hey, did you make the thing in onshape
bill: fuck onshape, imma go play minecraft

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