seal team dick

When you secretly masturbate next to someone in the same bed as they're sleeping.

At the sleepover, I was hard as a rock and had to build a wall of pillows between me and Tyler to bring out Seal Team Dick

Peep'd

To unknowingly consume, overdose and pass away on a foul substance you were unprepared for

Much like the death of Lil Peep

Gary: did you hear about Demi Lovato?
Larry: yeah I did, only a matter of time till she gets peep'd