rock hard balls

when your testicles harden to an extent

" My balls have been rock hard for weeks! "

" let me soften them ;) "
" you might have rock hard balls! "

" Thanks mate :) "

alex karev

ALEX KAREV.

lord almighty. The hottest surgeon in tv soap opera history.

cassy: Ugh! My boyfriend is so lame!!
ruby: Duh, he isn't Alex Karev.

Delulu

So down bad that you think a guy in your dreams will be your husband by next week.

"I'm literally so in love with him omg"

"You seen him in your dreams.."
"so delulu bro 🙄"